From shredded couches to midnight zoomies— we translate it all!

Decoding Cat Behavior    

Aggression, anxiety, litterbox aversion, spraying, introductions, biting, territorial aggression, phobias, socialization, leash training, and MORE!

The trick isn’t forcing them to “listen,” it’s learning to speak fluent feline.

Think your cat’s “misbehaving”? Spoiler: cats don’t misbehave—they just behave like cats. Stubborn, brilliant, and absolutely uninterested in doing anything they didn’t already decide to do five naps ago.

Why the shredded couch? Why the midnight zoomies? Why the insistence on typing emails with their paws while you’re on deadline? And the big one: can you actually train a cat?

At CatProfiler, we decode the mystery, translate the cattitude, and help you and your whiskered roommate finally get on the same page—so your home runs more like a pride and less like a standoff.

  1. Take a few minutes to fill out the contact form to tell me what’s behavior issues your cat is experiencing. Go straight to the booking page to expedite the process!

  2. We’ll have a video or in-person meeting so I can see the territory and meet your feline family.

  3. We’ll set up some strategies tailored to fit your cat that are manageable, logical, and that make sense to you and your family.

  4. We’ll keep in touch via text or email for updates and follow-up coaching to set your and your cat up for long-term success! 4 weeks of follow-up questions included.

Cat Behavior Consultation

Before scheduling a behavioral consultation, it’s a good idea to take your cat to the vet to rule out any underlying medical issues that cause behavioral irregularities. I regret that I am unable to provide medical advice.

Virtual Cat Behavior Coaching

Meet with our behaviorist via zoom and get you and your cat on the same page.

$250.00

Virtual visit and assessment with our expert cat behaviorist

Objective assessment of each individual feline

In-depth look at each case history

Therapy and treatment

Methodical, manageable strategies

One-on-one support and coaching for two weeks

In-Home Cat Behavior Coaching

Meet with our behaviorist via zoom and get you and your cat on the same page.

$300.00

In-home visit and assessment with our expert cat behaviorist

Objective assessment of each individual feline

In-depth look at each case history

Therapy and treatment

Methodical, manageable strategies

One-on-one support and coaching for two weeks

Cat Behavior Quizzes

Is your cat misbehaving? Did you know that a lot of the nightmares cats put you through (biting, attacking the new cat, and refusing to use the litterbox) can be completely fixed if you understand where your cat is coming from? Start here before you book an appointment! All quizzes are completely free!

  • Help! My cat attacks people!

    Cat bites are dangerous. And they HURT. Don’t wait. Figure out what’s going on with your cat!

  • My cat is an aggressive bully!

    Having trouble keeping the peace between the four-legged roommates? We’re here to help!

  • My cat won't use the litterbox!

    Your cat might be sick, depressed, or terrified of your new litter robot. Let’s figure it out!

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Common Behavior Issues

Cute tabby kitten sitting in a blue litter box filled with gray cat litter, looking up with blue eyes.

Help! My cat won’t use the litterbox!

You have a cat who won’t go where s/he is supposed to go? I can hear your frustration from here! No one wants their home turned into their cat’s outhouse. But your cat doesn’t want to live like this either. Cats are fastidiously clean. This could be due to a medical issue, a litter or box preference, or because another animal won’t allow them access. When your cat doesn’t use the litterbox, it’s a sign that something is going terribly wrong. Together we’ll identify the source of the problem and get your kitty back on the right track.

A gray tabby cat with yellow eyes lying on a purple surface, partially covered by a white cloth.

My cat won’t let me sleep at night!

Does your cat’s night madness keep you up? Does your cat get the zoomies or yowl at 3:00 am? Or does your cat wake you up in the morning with a paw in your face or a claw in your eye? You don’t have to live your life hostage to your cat’s nocturnal lifestyle. You can get your cat to sleep through the night, and I can show you how.

A white cat with blue eyes lying on a blanket, being petted by a person's hand.

My cat bites!

It’s upsetting when your perfect angel chomps, nips, bites, or scratches you. It’s horrifying and embarrassing when they bite your guests! It’s also quite dangerous. People tend to give cats a pass because they’re not as big as dogs, but a cat’s mouth carries harmful bacteria that cause infections. Cat bites and scratches HURT and they can take a long time to heal. We’ll help your cat learn what’s appropriate behavior – and what’s out of bounds.

Two Siamese kittens sleeping closely on a soft pink blanket, cuddling with their heads resting against each other.

My cat bullies my other pets!

Your cat won’t get along with your other animals? Do you feel like you’re constantly breaking up differences of opinion before they escalate? Are your cats fighting, and fur is flying? You’re not sure if they’ll ever get along? You don’t have to live in a war zone. I’ll help you identify the source of the conflict and reframe negative associations and misunderstandings between your pets. Let’s get your family back on the road to peace!

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